Friday, May 09, 2008

How to Get Over a Break Up

(An Amalgamated Guide of Advice from Everyone You Know that will Only Succeed in Confusing You)

• Take time and get back in the game.

• Avoid places that your ex might be and go out partying with your friends more.

• Give your home a drastic spring clean and take comfort from the familiar.

• Talk to your friends about it but don't dwell on the past.

• Realise he wasn't worth it but cherish fond memories.

• Do something out of character and life changing, go skydiving! And spend a day curled up with pop-corn and a good movie.

• Take a complete break from contact but stay friends with your ex.

"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice." - Bill Cosby
Hmmmm... And it's the really stupid who take it, I guess!